First of all her last name, Scrimpshaw, cannot be real. Second of all, she is about 65 and dies her hair a color that can only be described as "mallard foot." Third: she has tattooed eyeliner. Fourth: she only wears denim. Fifth: I lied about her only wearing denim because she always wears leather scrunchies. Scrunchies. Sixth: Despite living in the USA "since when Woodstorcks went," I can barely understand her English. Seventh: She is very racist when it comes to certain ethnicities. Eighth: She is highly homophobic when it comes to men folk. Ninth: She has no filter whatsoever, which explains why her job counselor is so intimately familiar with seven and eight. Tenth: She doesn't wear shoes. I make her put shoes on in my office but she takes them off as soon as she gets to the lobby. If possible, she scowls at me while removing them.
I have a story about her. More soon.
I am looking at your postings and just wait on the next and the next and the next story. I found the original of Glory Kay and my special note at the end of it. What a writer! FSF has nothing on you. Just saw "Hurt Locker" Was that title talking about the box or his suit? miss you
ReplyDeleteThanks for your writing. I thought of you yesterday when a client, after a particularly intense interaction with a co-worker, while standing at the door about to go, said, "Eat shit and die, motherfuckers! Man I love you guys." Then he hugged and kissed my co-worker before leaving.
ReplyDeleteshoes are for dorks addie!
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