I am sorry that I haven't posted in MONTHS. Here are some reasons why.

1) November was not a funny month. No one got jobs, people got murdered and I got sick.

2) December was a very funny month, but I was in the habit of not writing.

3) I adjusted quite a bit to the lunacy that is my job. What I would have found shocking, or at least odd, in September no longer seemed blog-worthy to me.

Now I am trying to get better. Here are the things I need to write about:

a) Toothjaw

b) Client Holiday Party INCLUDING: Blitzen the Raffle Reindeer and The Party Crasher.

c) Otter's Inappropriate Request

I will get crackin' with "Who Rides a Reindeer, Darnell?"